Tuesday, December 16, 2014

All TRUE!! See 15 Reasons On How The Internet Has Successfully Ruined Your Life

This is really interesting , just look at how miserable and less self-reliant we are becoming , dang

It's up there with the internal combustion engine and gunpowder in terms of inventions that have changed the way we live, but just like these two examples the internet is not without its downsides. Yes, it has allowed us to access more information than we could possibly use in our lifetime; it has enabled us to meet and communicate with people all over the world; and it has passed the reigns of control from publishers, producers and editors to us the people. But it also has a dark side and it can be a royal pain in the arse.

15 Camera technology and social media have exposed you for the idiot you are

The big kahuna of internet negatives is the constant exhibition of photos and videos from your social life. The chances of anyone other than the photographer ever seeing those stupid photos of you prancing around with a tea towel on your head used to be miniscule – now they are there for the whole world to see. Many people now have dual social media pages as a result – one with an altered name for their friends and all the photos and imbecilities, and another for their family and colleagues. Consider doing this if the internet has ruined your life.

14 All disagreements end with Googling

You can't contradict anyone these days without them or someone else whipping out their iPhone and Googling the correct stat. This can be infuriating rather than satisfying. We used to use rational thought, deduction and debate – now this is made impossible and instead we rely on spurious websites and pushing buttons.

13 Living for the moment has taken a severe curbing

Whenever you're at a gig or sporting event, the crowd, rather than singing, chanting or otherwise enjoying themselves, is more and more made up of people videoing the event. They later post the videos on their social media page to let people know how good a time they had and how cool everything was. They clearly forget the fact that rather than actually getting involved they were like a voyeuristic eunuch at the gang-bang of life

12 Everyone knows the value of everything

Bargains are scarce in a world where, at the click of a mouse button, you can see exactly how much things are selling for on eBay. Even country to country prices are very similar for most global brand goods. Even at antiques fairs and the lowly car boot sale, sellers and buyers alike have more than likely done their homework and won't budge for a second from the latest "Buy it Now" price.

11 Naked bodies are less thrilling and mysterious

Mainly, though certainly not exclusively, for men, the internet has provided a veritable tsunami of pornography since its inception. Weak, or simply over-curious, men can spend hours a day gaping at the saucy pixels dancing around in cyber space. Other, more pitiable types, have made real the very modern disease of pornography addiction. You may well be among them.

10 You have far fewer reasons to go outside

You don't need a newspaper, you don't need to go shopping and friends are easier to contact via email or social media. Plus, if you go outside you might run out of battery. You used to like going outside, too. This trend will no doubt see humanity slowly turn into translucent slug-like creatures peering into our screens through inch-thick lenses. Which we bought online.

9 You don't read any more

Not really anyway. You read snippets of news from the mobile versions of internet news sites and just browse the internet when on a bus or train for extended periods. Most people used to carry newspapers or books for this kind of gap in the day. Now we just go cyber shopping, watch videos of cats making funny faces or chat inanely with friends as they do the same.

8 Social media engages you in a constant battle for who's got the best life

Yes, very impressive, Dave Crothers, you're now working at a surf school in Maui. That must be a nice change from your stint as a dive master in Phuket. It always seems that when we log on to social media sites everyone else is having a better time than we are. The fact is they simply care more about what we think than we realise. You think you're different? There are varying degrees, but chances are you can't resist bragging when you finally get off your arse and do something.

7 Your CD collection has been rendered worthless

All those hundreds, even thousands, of pounds you spent on that CD collection is now a towering shrine to technological misadventure. "Nobody's going to come up with anything better than the CD," we all thought. Although we can rip the music from CDs onto our devices, few do. Most can't be bothered and the rest simply can't. We're just playing ball and buying (or stealing) all our favourites all over again, or using programmes like Spotify or Deezer.

6 You are completely dependent on it

Like addiction to hard drugs, the internet has ruined your life, but you can't live without it. You no longer have to go to a shack in the woods to feel cut off from society, you just have to turn off your phone and computer. Try it for a week and you'll understand the full extent of your reliance on it. You'll miss job interviews, party invites and many will think you've disappeared off the face of the earth. Which you might as well have.

5 We're all PR slime balls now

There's the real you – your real life and your real thoughts. Then there's the you that you show the world on the internet. They seem much more interesting, fun, well-rounded and intelligent – precisely because you've managed their PR that way. Everyone does it, and I mean everyone. Simply by signing up to social media you've become one of the most despicable types on the planet and join the ranks of Alistair Campbell and Max Clifford.

4 You spend hours reading reviews before buying something

You used to bite the bullet, go with your instinct or maybe a personal recommendation and buy your new TV in Dixons down the road. Now, every TV in existence has to have its stats cross-checked with every other via the internet. If it doesn't have at least four stars on Amazon, forget about it. But one review often seems to contradict the next and we're drawn into a maze of reviews and stats that leaves us more confused and less knowledgeable than when we started.

3 It steals time

Most of the things the internet created were meant to save time, but a lot of them do the opposite. Take emails – when you get into the office there's always a big list of them, each of them requiring feedback. You end up having email conversations with 15 different people when 15 phone calls would save much more time and effort. Then there's the Twitter and Facebook updates and you leave the office without having even checked on that shirt you were bidding on eBay.

2 You're now a complete hypochondriac

Got a little pain in your left side? Run it through Google and the millions of internet health sites that appear will have you down with everything from a splinter to leprosy. You may have been a bit of a worrier before, but the internet has now given credence to even your wildest fears. Do yourself a favour and visit your GP before you start typing in your symptoms.

1 You read far too many quirky, inane list-type online articles

If you've made it to number 15 then this means you. The problem with the fact that the internet enables anyone to publish anything is, well, it enables anyone to publish anything. There is some serious crap online, but very rarely do things seem to get wiped. There seems to be no internet version of the pulping machine and the crap level just keeps rising. The list-type article is perfectly suited to internet consumption and they can be enjoyable to read, but they're not going to win any Pulitzers. Maybe this should have been first in the list?


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How CynThia Morgan Boobs Almost Flew Off Her Chest At The Headies (photo)

I don't why peeps steadily send shots at the Diva , first it was skin , later I saw about her from a tweep that read


***If Cynthia Morgan Can Live In Edo And
Develop British Accent, Why Can't Strawberries Grow In Sokoto***

I guess she is finally Famous , it aint easy to be at the limelight , without being arrowed at some point

Back to the headies , sorry we didn't give any updates on the events and happenings at the just concluded Headies 14 , but we just have to save our sis Cynthia Morgan,


the diva performed her hit song 'I am taken' at the Headies award and embarrassing for her she nearly got her oranges flipped during her performance (pics above)



fans took it to twitter Again to arrow the red haired Diva , emphasizing on her poor make up , horrible costume and not too classy performance


That been said , we shouldn't overlook the fact that she is one of the most talented artiste right , and hopefully we don't want to believe that her stardom is too much for her cause she don tey for the game .... Lol #justsaying
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Is Tonto Dikeh Really Becoming FAT!?? See This Photo (pics)

Can't see any fat there , don't know what my nigress is talking about , however she is looking a little big bigger than her normal physique , lol


That's aint even deep , maybe my love for thick and chubby girls is actually clouding my judgment , on the other hand , madam. Those drugs get side effect ,

You go over chop come dey use drug dey burn the nutrients , the waste still dey your body just in a more toxic form , well what do I know .................. Somethings , wheeew

(Video) See The Two AMAZING ANGELs That Were Caught On Camera Flying To Heaven In BRAZIL

A cameraman in Brazil caught in camera strange creature flying. The cameraman thought he captured birds flying, but when zoomed the clip, he realized they were two strange winged creatures that resemble WHAT we may call angels.

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See video below

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COLD VIDEO!! Comedian BasketMouth Joke's on President Jonathan’s Achievement

Our reporter just sent us this video , it is really hilarious you need to see it

Bright Opocha popularly known as 'Basket Mouth' Counts Numerous Achievements of President Goodluck Jonathan's Administration.
Enjoy.



http://ireporterstv.co/comedian-basketmouths-joke-on-president-jonathans-achievements/?from=promo-19811

Hilarious Video!!! Na Wa oSee How Naija Village Girls Eat Bread And Tea LMAO!!

Laff wan tear my belle when I see the video , you won't believe what you will see but you will surely be amazed , watch video below ,



http://ireporterstv.co/how-naija-village-girls-eat-bread-and-tea/?from=promo-19811

Exposito!!! How To Make Money Online Via ADDYNAMO!!!!

Many people have been sending us mails on how they can make money via Addynamo , I found this article written by a friend really interesting , Don't dull it!!

How You Can Make Money As Addynamo Twitter Publisher

ADDYNAMO is an adsence
company That Pays You For
Any Valid Click Counted from
Your Site By Placing Their ads
code on your site

HOW TO MAKE MONEY WITH ADDYNAMO
=>Visit Addynamo webite at
www.addynamo.com And
Signup As A publisher
=>create a channel And
Arrange Some ads codes of
addynamo to your site html
=>Whenever Your Visitor
Clicked On The Ads Code Or
Banner,You Will Get A Bonus
Reward(earning)

HOW DOES ADDYNAMO PAY PUBLISHERS?
Addynamo Pays Their
Publishers In 3 methods;
=>paypal
=>addynamo's debit card
Direct Bank deposit To Your
Local Bank account

NOTE;DONT EVER CLICK ANY OF THE ADS LINKS OR BANNER YOURSELF,OTHER WISE YOU WILL BE PERNALISED FOR THAT AND DONT ASK OR FALSE YOUR VISITORS TO CLICK ON THE ADS LINK OR BANNERS
=>If You Are the Type Of
Blogger than Dont Have A
paypal account,i suggest You
Select The DIRECT BANK
DEPOSITE METHOD:This
Method Of Payment Does Not
Require You To Have A
domiclary account Or other
forms of Online E-currency
Exchanger Such as paypal or
liberty Reserve..your Payment
Will Be Sent your Local
Savings bank Account at
Your Area that you used
When Registering?

SECONDLY

Trick 2

As we all know or may not know Addynamo allows publishers to re-tweet for advertisers and get paid and also which will allow you to debate with advertisers directly with them on how much you will charge them for one tweet.
Note: Before implementing trick 2 make sure you have more than 5000 twitter followers before connecting your Addynamo account to your twitter account and also make sure you don't charge an advertiser more than $5 per tweet so as to make you get more advertisers and also don't and never try re-tweeting your tweet yourself and also don't encourage your friends to re-tweet your tweet on a particular advertiser tweet, because they have different methods of detecting such things and this make scare away your advertisers from you.

Let me hear from you via comments.

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