Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Caption This Photo, Smh for white people

Lol, she carry too much of this African property

Hoodlums Rape Girl To Death Then Dispose Her Corpse In A bush (photos)

May God have mercy on our generation,

The lifeless body of Motso Tienoue, an 18-year-old 2nd year student of the Faculty of Science, University of Douala, Cameroon, was found in the fields of fields of Camtel B├ępada yesterday morning. She was allegedly raped and murdered...

Ibrahimovic Epic celebration after Chelsea win This night #chelseafc

Hehe congrats Chelsea Fc winning Porto 2 goals to nothing in Porto's Home, Chelsea and arsenal made it to the round of 16 in the Uefa champions League,  and damn the Chelsea Owener danced for joy after the final whistle

SHOCKING : This Bizarre Dancer Smashes Blocks With Her Private Part (Disturbing Photos)


This is the bizarre moment a dancer busts a new move - and almost something else - when she beats her private parts with a building block as part of her routine .

The performer eventually holds the block up and drops it on her intimate area before getting up and grinding on the smashed remains.

The crowd cheer the dancer, who is clad in 1980s-style pink clothes, and her genital-bashing antics.

Health authorities raised concerns about increasingly attention grabbing and dangerous dance stunts.

Doctor Jephthah Ford hit out about the health implications of recent bizarre dance acts posted online - which have included a woman using fire on her vagina.

He told the Jamaica Star: "The pubic bone could damage the skin above the vagina. If the skin hits against the bone, it can cut against the surface. It can cause laceration secondary to blunt trauma."

The clip was posted on Vidme on December 3 and has since been viewed thousands of times.

It is thought the video may have been filmed on the Caribbean island.

One viewer, Clive Esquire, wrote: "What in heaven's name is wrong with these idiots and when will they stop making a shameful spectacle of themselves??"



Citigirl78 posted: "I do not understand this thirst for the video light/fame. This is so idiotic!!!"

The dancer is not the first person to put their genitals under undue strain with one man choosing to use swing three crates of beer with his penis.

UK Mirror

Checkout Annie Idibia 's NEW Natural Hair Do, Nailed Or Failed

She looks like_______let her just do something better. Lol

"Hotline Bling" Reportedly Ineligible For Grammys Due To Cash Money Error

Sorry Drake,

The 2016 GRAMMYs nominations were announced yesterday. Kendrick Lamar reigned supreme with 11 noms. Despite Drake's success this year, he garnered four noms, with his smash hit "Hotline Bling" coming up empty-handed. According to Hits Daily Double, the record was not submitted for nomination due to a clerical error in the office of Cash Money Records.

There was speculation that "Hotline Bling" was snubbed because it wasn't the internet monster it would become at the time of the nomination deadline, September 30. But as it turns out, the nomination form never made it out of Cash Money offices.

Odds it was deliberate sabotage by Birdman?

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FAMILY TIES : Jude Okoye Shares Family Selfie

They look enviable

WHAAAT?? TMZ Calls Glamorous Ankara Material Worn By Tommy Hilfiger's Wife 'Ugly (Photos)

This is too much insult, but we won't learn we will still idolize foreign designers

icky Hilton and Dee Ocleppo, wife of clothing mogul Tommy Hilfiger stepped out to a Valentine in coincidentally similar attires: African print dresses.

The ankara dresses worn by these two women were the cynosure of all eyes at the event, but not everyone was impressed. Foremost celeb magazine TMZ called the material's design 'ugly'

See The World Most Expensive Meat That Goes For N640,000, Shey you will buy??

Wonders,  so I will use the money that can build me a self contain in ikorodu and buy meat?? Maybe when I enter Naija politics I will buy

MASSOB, IPOB Halt Biafra Demonstrations

he protests staged by the members of the Movement for the Actualization of Sovereign State of Biafra, MASSOB, and the Indigenous People of Biafra, IPOB, over the continued detention of the Director, Radio Biafra, Nnamdi Kanu, has been halted, following the resolve of the two pro-Biafra groups to give Federal Government room for dialogue.



Protesters in the south-east and parts of south-south geopolitical zones had vowed to continue demonstrations until they actualize Biafra which prompted governors from the region, under the aegis of South-East Governors Forum,SEGF, to push for a dialogue to secure the release of Nnamdi Kanu 
among other issues of neglect and marginalzation of the people in a meeting held in Enugu Government House.

In a joint resolution signed by Ugwuoke Ibem,National Secretary,MASSOB, and Emma Powerful,Spokesman of IPOB, which read in parts:

"We have decided to halt our demonstration, protest to pave way for the much published dialogue on Nnamdi Kanu's release. Our withdrawal from the major cities of Biafraland is not out of cowardice but to prove maturity,professionalism as a decent self determined group. 


We hereby issue an ultimatum to the Federal Government to prove their seriousness and sincerity on the much published dialogue on the release of Nnamdi Kanu. We shall continue with our non violence self determination on Biafra. MASSOB, IPOB will never relent or backside on the agitation for Biafra actualization. We condemn the stupidity, sabotage statement of Ralph Uwazuruike that IPOB, MASSOB introduced violence in Biafra struggle. 


Uwazuruike is a drowning man who is living on yesterday shadow. Uwazuruike has lost his grip on Biafra issues because of his deviation, compromise, open romance with Nigeria Government which has grossly affected his personality. We warn Uwazuruike and his brainwashed group to stop dragging MASSOB, IPOB into a shameless, naked dance of visionless, missionless,blind existence."


How Conductor Killed a Man Cause Of N50 Just a Week Before He Leaves for the US

Babatunde Omoyeni, a web designer who planned to spend his Christmas and New Year celebrations in the United States of America, has been killed in Lagos over N50.

After obtaining all travel documents, the 38-year-old decided to go clubbing with his friends on Saturday.

He was returning when he had a disagreement with a bus conductor over the N50 fare and was 
stabbed to death.

PUNCH Metro learnt from a police source that angry residents almost lynched the conductor, who was identified as Samson Eletu. He was reportedly saved by a community leader, who took him to the Aguda Police Division.

The source said,


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> "The victim was returning home after a party when he entered the bus.
> He gave the conductor N500, but the conductor told him he didn't have N450 change, because the fare was N50. 

> When they got to the bus stop, the man demanded his change and that started a fight.

> An Alfa in the bus intervened and separated them. But the conductor, who was still aggrieved, trailed the victim to his house."

It was learnt that Eletu, while armed with a broken bottle, banged on the gate into the house.


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> "As the deceased opened the gate, Eletu stabbed him. Babatunde took to his heels, but the conductor chased him. Unfortunately, he fell down and the conductor stabbed him repeatedly," he added.

It was learnt that Eletu was fleeing from the scene when he was nabbed by a suspicious resident who saw blood stains on his clothes.

The younger sister of the victim, Blessing Omoyeni, said his brother would not have died if he was rescued on time.

She said he spent over one hour in a pool of blood before he was rushed to the Lagos University Teaching Hospital, Idi Araba.

She said:


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>  "Nobody was ready to assist him to the hospital. A man had to throw himself in front of a commercial bus and asked the passengers to disembark, before he could get help. He was rushed to LUTH, but they were turned back at the gate by a doctor who pronounced him dead on arrival around 12am. 

> People started beating the conductor and almost killed him before he was rescued and taken to the Aguda Police Division."

It was learnt that the victim's corpse was deposited at the Isolo General Hospital mortuary.

His girlfriend, Temiloluwa Ogundayo, said Babatunde had recently informed her to prepare for their engagement.

Ogundayo, who lived with Babatunde, said she was not aware that he had been killed until the early hours of Sunday.


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> "We have dated for over one year and he told me to meet my sister to ask for the requirement for our engagement. He said we would go there on Monday. 

> On that Saturday morning before he went to work, we made love. He called me around 5pm to prepare food for him that he would soon be home. I had done everything and was waiting for him in the house till 11pm when I drifted off into sleep. 

> Around 1am, he came in and slept beside me. He rubbed my head with his hand and I asked him if he had eaten his food, but he said I should not bother, that he was fine.

> "I went back to sleep and it was around 6am that somebody called me and asked if I knew he was dead. I jumped up and looked around the bathroom and kitchen to know if he was there, but I couldn't find him."

The victim's friend, Ogunyemi Olaribigbe, described him as quiet and gentle, adding that his death was a big blow to all who knew him.

Thirty-two-year-old Eletu said the victim attacked him first.

He said:


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>  "I am also a driver and I had parked my bus at about 7pm when I saw a co-driver who offered to take me home. It was along the way that he decided to pick passengers and there were eight of them in the bus. 

> I collected money from seven of them, but he refused to pay and said he knew me on the street. It was at the bus stop that he broke a bottle and stabbed me in the forehead and cheek. I also got the same bottle, but unfortunately I stabbed him in the neck and he died."

The Police Public Relations Officer, Joe Offor, when contacted promised to call back, but he had yet to do so as of the time of filing this report.

Auh!! Look at What a Nigerian guy Sent to a Lady on WhatsApp after they had sex in Church

It was shared buy a guy name Segun Arinze on Twitter,  and I don't what to say

RELATIONSHIP PALAVA :See What Jealous Gf made Her Man Do

Lol,  oh well some girls are so tight with their man security game, you can't even sneak into his life via any mean

So this a story shared by a twitter user @MgbekeFF

She gave a guy with rough lips her precious lips balm and his boo asked him to return it

Ladies if you were her would you let your Bf keep a lips balm gotten from another lady??

SMH:Benin Girl Shares Pics Of Her And Her Bae Justin Bieber

LA WA o

DOWNLOAD VIDEO : Viktoh - Skibi Dat ft. Lil Kesh

This is nice and entertaining, just cop and enjoy  YBNL soldier, Viktoh, has teamed up with Unlimited L.A to drop the visuals to his hitmaker, Skibi Dat featuring Lil Kesh.

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SHOCKED:Meet Stoner Bible study group That smoke weed while studying the scripture

I can't wait to see what will be done in the new of the Lord next,

The "Stoner Jesus Bible Study" is a Colorado Bible study group that combines faith and weed as members smoke marijuana together while discussing the Scripture.

The weed friendly group formed in May 2015 after Colorado legalized the use of recreational marijuana. Deb Button, a former school teacher and mother of two founded and hosts the weekly Bible study in her home.

Button said she first came up with the idea to host a "stoner" bible study when she began desiring to be a part of a faith community following her departure from her church a few years ago after feeling like she didn't belong there.

We are just a bunch of stoners that come together and learn about Jesus and the Word of God.

Longtime member Mark Button said weed helped pull him closer to God and away from an addiction:

God is what got me through that. Thanks to him, I've been sober eight years. I don't drink or do hard drugs anymore. I do smoke marijuana sometimes.

The group has grown, and now includes a Catholic, a Mormon, a member of the Greek Orthodox church, and a curious atheist.

CHAI :See Epic Throwback Photo Of D'Banj

He doesn't look hungry in the pics let's just say he has grown older and richer

The pics was shared on his instagram page to mark a friend's birthday

HMMM : N500Bn Will Be Spent On The Poor Masses In 2016 - - - President Buhari

I love this but I know my country,  am still waiting for change baba

President Muhammadu Buhari has proposed to spend N500bn on social services to cater for the needs of youths and other "vulnerable" groups in 2016

The proposal was contained in the 2016-2018 Medium Term Expenditure Framework and Fiscal Strategy Paper, which he sent to the National Assembly on Tuesday.

Buhari wrote separate letters to the President of the Senate, Bukola Saraki, and the Speaker of the House of Representatives, Mr. Yakubu Dogara, which were read to members in the respective chambers.

Punch reports that the document explained that the social welfare programme would be executed in 
phases but did not categorically say whether it was meant to implement his administration's promise to pay each unemployed person in the country N5, 000 monthly.

However, it added that that the scheme would also take care of the school feeding programme initiative as well as the "conditional cash transfer to the most vulnerable and a post-NYSC grant."

Buhari explained that the intervention would start next year as a pilot scheme, adding that his government would work towards securing the support of donor agencies and development partners in order to minimise potential risks.

"Government will institute policies to ensure that our students learn skills and provide funds and equipment that will make them self-employed upon graduation. This will be supported by a post NYSC grant," the document stated.


The House will open debate on the MTEF and FSP on Wednesday (today).

PAINFUL :How Man Lost N180,000 To Magic Driver (read and learn)

These things really do happen,  so be careful people.

50-year-old man, Godwin Atang, yesterday lost N180,000 a to group of robbers popularly called 'one chance'. Atang, who cried uncontrollably along the popular Murtala Mohammed Way in Calabar, Cross River State, said he had left his company, Iwansco Drinks Distribution Company at Mbukpa axis of Calabar South with N180,000 which he intended to deposit in a bank on the road.

The man said he boarded a taxi from Calabar South to the highway, but after he disembarked, he decided to check the money only to discover a pile of papers in the bag.

He said:

"My name is Elder Godwin Atang and I work with Iwansco Drinks Distribution Company in Mbukpa. I had N180,000 which my director asked me to deposit at the bank here. The taxi driver who dropped me played a dirty trick on me by pretending to open the door for me only to touch me with his magic which has resulted in the whole money becoming papers in my hand." The father of three said he had to take "a drop" to avoid either delay on the way or somebody sitting close to him.

He added:

"I sat with the driver in front and there was no other person with us since I decided to take a drop to avoid delay on the road or somebody tampering with the money. I did not know that I entered a cab with a 'magical' driver who would eventually rob me of the entire money.

"When we got to this place (opposite the bank), he pretended to open the door for me so that his hand could touch me. He said there was a problem with the door and he alone understood how to open it. I allowed him not knowing that he just wanted to touch me so that the money would disappear.

I have been hearing about this kind of thing but this is the first time I am experiencing it." When asked if he could identify the driver, Atang said; "I am not so sure I can identify him. While we were coming, he just kept looking at the side mirror and he was not really talking to me.

I just wanted to come and deposit the money and return to the office. As soon as he dropped me, he just sped away and immediately he left,it dawned on me to check the money only to discover the papers." Atang, who cried like a baby after the discovery, attracted a crowd of people who gathered to sympathise with him.

Some policemen, however, went with him to his company to report the incident. The incident came barely 72 hours after the state Commandant of the Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps (NSCDC), Mr Clement Adewuyi, warned the public of the existence of a 'one chance' syndicate in the state.

New Telegraph

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So Cute!! Mark Zuckerberg finally shares photo of his baby

Zuckerberg, Facebook CEO  uploaded a picture of Max on his social website Facebook.
born during the week of Thanksgiving, on the website, generating hundreds of thousands of Likes and comments. Zuckerberg is currently taking two months of paternity leave to be with his child and wife, Priscilla Chan

#15questions4buhari Comedian IGoDye writes an open letter to President Buhari, asks questions

Popular comedian IGoDye took to his Instagram page to write an open letter to the president of Nigeria, Muhammadu Buhari. According to him, ...