Saturday, May 28, 2016

Zidane Did In His 7th Game What Arsene Wenger Could Not Do In 176 CL Games

Lets just say they have different Destinies

VIDEO : REAL MADRID 1 – 1 [5-3] ATLETICO MADRID [CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL] HIGHLIGHTS 2015/16

Cristiano Ronaldo scored the all important spot-kick after Juanfran crucially missed as Zinedine Zidane's charges claimed their 11th European Cup at the San Siro on Saturday. watch/download video: Real Madrid 1 – 1 [5-3] Atletico Madrid [Champions League Final] Highlights 2015/16

Cristiano Ronaldo scored the all important spot-kick as Real Madrid overcame fierce rivals Atletico Madrid to claim their 11th Champions League crown 5-4 penalties after extra-time.

The Portuguese stepped up to fire the winning penalty past Jan Oblak after Juanfran crucially struck the post for Atletico Madrid at the San Siro.

DOWNLOAD VIDEO : Real Madrid 1 – 1 [5-3] Atletico Madrid [Champions League Final] Highlights 2015/16

PHOTOS: Nigerian Instagram Bleachers Hall Of Fame (Check For Your Crush)

You wont believe that these ladies were born blck, Flashback Friday to the Insta bleachers hall of fame just because they will never post their own throwbacks.

AJOKE O @ajaysglam

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True Life Experience!! How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist By Gabriel


This story is a non friction, it happened on 23rd of this month. It took place here in abuja. I was coming from my place of work, instead of entrying bike i decided to follow one short cut, though the part i wanted to take is a bushy part and it was something after 5pm but I am Never scared of anything. I started my journey, it was a lonely one until i sighted a girl from afar. I was happy i have seen someone to walk with and a lady for that matter. I began to walk faster to meet up with her.

When she saw me, she stopped walking and was like waiting for me. When i finally reached her that is when i descovered how beautiful and front and back she was heavily endowed. While i was observing her, she greeted me which i answered starmaring, she told me her name is Abigail and that is when the story started.

She said and i quote: this is my first time of coming to abuja, i was coming to visit one of my aunty so the motor i entered from my village brought me to a park, so i entered another motor going to Wuse which is where my aunt stays but the next thing, i found my self in this bush and all the money i have in my bag have been taken. If u can help me with any amount that can take me to my destination i will be grateful.

That was her stories. So i handed her 500 naira note and i directed her where she will get a taxi to her destinaton, i was about to go when she asked me to wait i came nearer to her she looked at me and say u are a good guy for this thing u have done for me i don't have any thing to give u but what i have i will give u that is when my brain went back to her personal properties, her ukwu was mighty, i got erected immediately, she started going into the bush and i was following her. It was then i found out everywhere was getting dark. The worst part was no one was passing that road i began to feel a little scared but swept the fear away with what i was going to get.

We reached the back of a cashew tree she drew her skirt down took off her pant open her bag and brought out a condom then i became suspicious why will she be traveling with a condom but everything was just happening fast before i could say anything the condom was already on me, she grab the tree so i began banging from behind for a long time. 

Immediately i cum, i heard the leave make noise at my back i turned and i thought i saw some one in a flash but when i kept looking that direction i saw no one so i gave up. She removed the condom from me and was trying to put it in her bag i did not know what came upon me, I just grabbed it and picked race lo and behold, three men dashed out of the bush and straight they were after me i ran and ran and ran and they also ran after me as if their lifes depended on it but i out ran them and soon they stopped but i did not stop until i got home. And people who saw me running like a mad man followed me home, so i told them what happened except the one that i bang her and the condom thing i did not tell them.

So i hope everyone will learn from this my silly mistake that almost ended me. What am wondering is what they wanted to do with my sperm, with this we are now sure there are some people who are out there seaching for used condoms so beware of how u deposite it after use. Am typing and smiling because i was lucky to escape if not maybe this thread would have be help!!! My sperm has been stolen.

It Is Now N4500 for a custard bucket of Tomatoes(Photos)

This is serious,

How would a poor man survive in this country? Sad indeed! 

6 Wicked Ways Most Nigerian Ladies Keep Guys On Their Waiting List.

1. They keep saying, "I'll think about it"

And he'll keep waiting on "pins and needles"
If it's more than two months, guy please, think about your initial decision and rescind it. Look elsewhere.

2. They ask you; "Can't we just remain friends?"

Don't you get it, if I wanted to be just friends, will I be asking you out?

3. They wake up one morning and start acting all nice. 

Are you an actress? I believe this is just to keep you hopes up and high. Perhaps, she has a need in two days time. She is nice by remembering you on Saturday and Sunday and GBAM, Monday, she needs 5k from you and she'll pay back. Iffa hear! Stale Pattern! read more

4. They try to tease you a little by visiting you but standing outside or sitting afar.

Don't let your mind wander so far, if you actually wanna settle down with a lady and after telling her, she puts up this sign. It's significant: she doesn't accept you...yet. She isn't forming, she is still "weighing" you.

5. Walking with them, they try not to hold hands and sometimes they walk faster than you. 

I always take pity on guys who try so hard in pleasing some 'conscience-less' Nigerian ladies. From the way she walks ahead of him, you'll just be laughing. She has more than four and she still wants him to buy her suya every evening, take her eateries on weekends, get her gifts occasionally... I mean, you're not even in her TOP-10 list sef...Haba! Have witches in your Father's house borrowed your brain for practicals?

6. They say they can't date you but they show almost all the signs of a girl who's into a guy.

Singing: "I have decided NOT to take any girl serious who has ALREADY told me she is in a SERIOUS relationship." If she is giving "green lights" and her words are spewing "red lights", then she is not sure. Leave her! Simple!

7. They Discuss Every Other Topic With Him Except On "Relationship/Love" 

You'll even think she is so innocent and doesn't want to settle down any time soon. It's just that you are still in her "Waiting List." She's still checking you up, so to speak. Until you see around some other guys and her disposition, then you'll believe.

In conclusion; while I totally kick against being on a "Waiting List" for so long, I also want to advise our ladies, The grass is not always greener on the other side. The ones around you now, Choose one among them, especially when age is not on your squad. When you start getting close to 28 and your palms and hands are not so soft again and there is just something about your eyes that tells you're a bit advanced and thus no longer interested in "casual relationship", and the young and playful begins to turn away in "disappointment", it might turn unnecessarily spiritual then. 

#choosewisely#
#makeitsnappy#
#gracias#

By a Nigerian Male

HILARIOUS!! 13 Pictures That Are Too Real For New Salary Earners And Graduates

Couldn't stop laughing,

1. When you are still in Uni and you're shouting "200k starting salary or nothing." 

2. Your face, when you first get that N19,800 NYSC allowance. 

3. When NYSC is about to end and you realize you won't be seeing that N19,800 again.

4. You, waiting for that "N200k starting salary" job to come.


Days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months... Chai  Could my village people have blocked my destiny... Chineke me!!!! 

5. You, looking for work after sitting at home for a couple of months. 


6. When they ask you how much salary you want and your mouth becomes to heavy to call that N200k 

7. When you struggle and do Masters and they still want to pay you like someone with first degree. 

8. When the small salary still doesn't even enter your account on time. 


9. When you subtract your transport and feeding money from your starting salary: 

10. When you hear you're meant to save out of that salary too.

11. When you now make the mistake of calculating how much your salary is in pounds.

12. When you tell your friends how much you're making and they say "you're even lucky.


13. The pain:

LOOOOOL!!

Curled from Nairaland

Horrible photos of stunt artist doing unbelievable things with her skin

I got goosepimples from viewing this.

She is a stunt artist and 'freak show' who has succeeded in freaking out a lot of normal people


Believe me when i tell you the ones you are going to see after the cut are 100% genuine, and very cringeworthy.





Oh my goodness.. 

Clarence Peters offers $10,000 reward to anyone who can find thief who stole his $60,000 equipment


Clarence Peters has placed a $10,000 bounty on the head of the thief who stole his production equipment which is estimated at $60,000.  The video director was robbed in Accra, Ghana where he had gone to shoot a music video for Stonebwoy, Patoranking and VVIP's Reggie Rockstone.

The CCTV of the hotel where the equipment was stolen captured a man walking into the room and picking up the bag containing the production equipment before leaving.

According to several Ghanaian news sources, the director has now said he will give anyone who can identify the man the sum of $10,000.

#15questions4buhari Comedian IGoDye writes an open letter to President Buhari, asks questions

Popular comedian IGoDye took to his Instagram page to write an open letter to the president of Nigeria, Muhammadu Buhari. According to him, ...