Tuesday, September 30, 2014


I can say I am one of the funniest beings alive and I mean it, believe me, I am. If you doubt me, on request I will send you a video of myself making basket-mouth and bovy laugh in my dream. I am not much of a talkertive, though I talk pretty much, and when I do, you must laugh if I want you to.

Anyone can be funny, but not everyone can be a comedian. Being funny is learn-able, just like riding a bicycle. You can become a very funny person if you wish. There are loads of articles online that teaches how to be humorous. Just use google. Some people were not born funny, but they learned it and now its as easy as breathing in and breathing out to them.

1. You are happy. You are happy because you make people happy. I think I am one of the happiest guys in the world because of my sense of humour. When you see me, you see happiness radiating around me. I dont fake my smiles like the president of a green white green nation. The more I make people laugh, the more happy they become and the more happy I am. You cant imagine a poor person teaching you how to become rich. Only a rich person can make you rich. Only a happy person can transfer happiness. The happiest people in the world are the funny ones.

2. You are likable, loving and lovable. People will just like you and they wont be able to pinpoint why they do. If you are a guy, then you can go ahead and marry the daughter of an Arab Emir if you are funny. I am not a good looking guy, am not ugly though, am just there. I am the least handsome among my friend, but when we go out, at first the ladies abandon me for them, giving them faces and all that, but the moment I open my mouth to talk, they will start laughing, then they start falling for me. Father Abraham knows how many girls I have ****** because of my sense of humour. You have to be realy careful because you stand a high chance of messing up with your friends' girlfriends. All my friends' girlfriends love me to be around, they are always asking of me...where is asala, where is asala. I almost ****** one of my friends' girl because of my sense of humour but I called my self to order, I knew it would mar my relationship with my friend so I sa asala for my life, so take note. People will dash you money. Men, women, kids, everyone would love you....During an interview, just try to make your prospective employer chuckle a little and the job is yours. Dont mess up by trying to become a basket mouth

3. You will have a good self esteem. You become your own best friend, you will like yourself because people like you. Even when you dont have money, you feel you own the whole cosmos. You feel you are the best guy in the world because you are dating the hottest chick in town and you are sure Adolf Hitler would fall in love with you, where he alive to spend just 5 minutes with you. No one can talk you down because they know you will finish them with your humour.

4. You are a good lover and family man/woman: My dad was (I think he is still) a poor man, but a good father and husband because of his sense of humour. My Dad would make my mum laugh so much she would start shedding tears, or sharing tears like P. Jonathan would say. My mum couldnt keep a malice of 1 day with my dad, they will end it with laughter. We couldnt wait for our dad to come back from work every evening to make us laugh..Oooh, gone are those days. He still makes me laugh till date when I call him on phone or pay him a visit....My girlfriend always want to be around me, she always want to see me because there is no dull moment with asala, in fact she compelled me to write this post on NL. She must laugh, she must be happy. One of her friends saw my pic on her phone and she asked how in the world she fell for this not-so-good-looking-guy but when she met me, she understood because I made sure she laughed her Bottom out.

You can become happy, rich and fulfilled if you are funny and if you know how to use humour to your advantage....

See The World's Most Expensive Shoe Worth $2M (N320M) That Was Rocked By Nick Canon

See as person just dey use 320M Naira dey Rub Ground ,

There's opulence, and then there's $2 million dollar, diamond-encrusted, Jason Arasheben custom-made shoes that Nick Cannon wore The Nite he hosted the season finale of America's Got Talent.

Hey, at least they're scuff proof.

How must you Worth to Spend $2M on a leg?

I Made Her Who She Is Then She Dumped Me , Nicki Minaj's Ex-Manager Big Fendi Lament

Well Big Fendi is back with is Rant and Whine , He claim to have put Nicki Minaj on the map , But right now Nicki whom is worth about $52M does not even Give him his credit nor talk to him directly , some say Big Fendi Dumped then Lil wayne picked her and tushed her up , Big Fendi is saying he introduced Nicki Minaj to young money, well na em sabi .hehe

He told the Breakfast Club.."We don't talk. We talk through lawyers now.Nicki tried to offer me a finder's fee of $15,000. Yeah, I laughed at it. You can't be serious.'Nicki's a groupie. I mean, Nicki jumps from - Nicki started with me in '06, '07. I met her on MySpace - she had, like, a flyer page,'I switched it around. She was Nicki Maraj when I met her, I changed her name to Nicki Minaj.'How do you create an image, put it together, bring it to life. I put her with Young Money, I did everything. And she offered me $15,000 adding. They actually sent the $15,000, the money actually came. And she's been ducking me ever since. That was in '08

The Controversial Actresses AFROCANDY AND ANITA JOSEPH GO Shopping in ATLANTA (photos)

Well we all know these two happen to be really controversial Nollywood creatures ,well let's not flip old pages , but they sure look responsible and mature in these photos

New Music: A-Q (@thisisAQ) ~ Bass


A-Q IS Actually one of the most consistent ART IN AFRICA

After the successful release of his mixtape, “Son OF John”. A-Q Returns with another, he calls
this “Bass” check it out!


Video Premiere: Reminisce Ft. Wizkid ~ Eleniyan

Screen Shot 2014-09-30 at 9.50.02 AMCLASSIC VIDEO RIGHT HERE

Alaga Ibile is back with the official video of his recently released single “Eleniyan” which features Wizkid.
Check it out!

A Mex Video !

*Cheers* Governor Ajimobi takes up Awolowo Style cc @aaajimobi

Kudos to Gov Ajimobi for listening to the voices of the masses. By deciding to be shuttling between his house at Oluyole and Government House, he has increased our people's access to him.

The story from our people that they see him more regularly at Oluyole without police stopping them is welcome.

Why can't he even move totally to Oluyole?
Awolowo never stayed in the Government house for a day.

Blonde Hair Off, Tony Tetuila release New Campaign Poster

Well you guys finally got to him

He really wanted to keep his hair blonde cause that his trademark , But critics did not accept the idea , check out the New poster , how you like him now? Hehe

Genevieve Nnaji Can't Evolve Beyond her Present Heights - Charles Novia

Well Charles Novia is well known for his controversial comments on issues that we barely worry about ,

Who Is The Thief? Rihanna & Kim Kardashian Rock Same Racy JumpSuit To Same Event (Photos)

OMG? Adam Levine & new wife have bloody sex 18+ Photos

Dont know who gave this idea but damn .

Maroon 5 lead singer Adam Levine features his new Victoria Secret model wife Behati Prinsloo in his new video for 'Animals' and the newly wed get 100% naked and extremely intimate in the video.

Fast Rising Rapper Rich Homie Quan's Father Reportedly Shot 4 times, Currently In Critical Condition

Fast Rising rapper Rich Homie Quan's father was reportedly shot four times in Atlanta today, and is currently in critical condition.

This is a really Sad news from Atlanta on the day of Rich Gang's mixtape drop:TMZ claim that he is currently in a critical condition

Chris Brown Calls TMZ CEO Harvey Levin "The Devil"

Don't Know why Breezy went Michael Jackson on the CEO , but there are some heart deep expression in the caption of his post , as u will see beloe

Breezy posts (and later removes) a photo of TMZ CEO Harvey Levin on Instagram and calls him "the devil."

Christ Embassy: Anita Oyakhilome's name & Photo removed from New Rhapsody of Realities (Photo)

See Why Denzel Washington May Be the Last Pure Movie Star

Denzel Washington may exert the purest form of star power in movies today.
His name above the title guarantees a film will open to solid numbers, something few actors in Hollywood can credibly claim to deliver. He did it again last weekend, when his gritty R-rated thriller "The Equalizer" bowed to a sterling $35 million.

Music Premiere : Saint x Eezychris - Maria (prod by dicey)

The wait is over  Talented acts Saint and Eezychris puts head together to make a banger titled MARIA which was produced by Dicey. ...