Wednesday, April 1, 2015

BREAKING NEWS: President-Elect Buhari receives Certificate of Return from INEC

Things are still going calm and beautiful

Muhammadu Buhari, Nigeria’s president-elect,
has been issued a Certificate of Return by the
Independent National Electoral Commission,
The chairman of INEC, Attahiru Jega, handed
the certificate to Mr. Buhari, and the vice
president-elect, Yemi Osinbajo, on Wednesday.
Mr. Buhari defeated President Goodluck
Jonathan in the presidential election held
Speaking after receiving the certificate, Mr.
Buhari said “Change has finally come” to
He said Nigeria’s “long night has passed


I could not stop laughing , read and add yours in the comment box

1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the
vagina. (Zimbabwe)

2. There is no virgin in a maternity ward.

3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but
not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)

4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and
the farmer who grows corns by the road side
have the same problem. (Ghana)

5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs
open, never tell her to close them, because you
do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)

6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has
never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)

7. The only woman who knows where her man is
every night is a widow. [Togo]

8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)

9. If you go to sleep with an itching anus, you
are sure to wake up with a smelling fingers.

10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is
the day you will know there is a better way of
resolving issues without using violence (APC)

Bonus, Any girl were no dey like close her legs even pig go enter am (urhobo)

New President Gen. Muhammadu Buhari’s Address To Nigerians

*This is really optimistic and promising i hope the president elect will not disappoint this great Nation*

At exactly 5:15pm this (Tuesday) evening President Jonathan
called to congratulate me on my victory. For this I want all
Nigerians to join me in congratulating and appreciating Mr
President for his statesmanship.

*President Jonathan engaged in a spirited campaign and was a
worthy opponent. I extend my hand of fellowship to him. I look
forward to meeting him soon as we plan the transition from one
administration to another. He will receive nothing but
understanding, cooperation and respect from me and my team.
The good people of Nigeria, answered the call of history. When the
account of this fine moment is written, it will be said that it was
the people themselves who led this nation to democracy.*

You stood in line patiently for hours in the sun, rain and then in
the dark to cast your ballots. Even when the vote was extended to
Sunday in some places, you still performed your civic duty. You did
so peacefully. You voted with your heart. Your vote affirms that
you believe Nigeria’s future can be better than what it is today.
You voted for change and now change has come.

INEC has released the official results of the Presidential election.
INEC has declared that I gained the most votes with the required
spread and thus won this election. In a more profound way, it is
you, Nigerians that have won. The people have shown their love
for our nation and their belief in democracy.

The declaration of INEC accurately reflects the will of the people.
While there might have been some logistical obstacles and
irregularities associated with the exercise, the result shall stand as
what the people want.

I thank all Nigerians who have made this day possible. Our
country has now joined the community of nations that have used
the ballot box to peacefully change an incumbent President in a
free and fair election. To me this is indeed historic.

Most people will welcome the result because it is the one they
voted for. Others will naturally be disappointed. I ask that we all
be circumspect, respectful and peaceful in these times. This was a
hard- fought contest. Emotions are high. We must not allow them
to get the better of us. This is not the time for confrontation. This
is a moment that we must begin to heal the wounds and work
toward a better future. We do this first by extending a hand of
friendship and conciliation across the political divide. We hope and
pray our friends in other parties reciprocate.

I thank all the members of the All Progressives Congress, APC, for
their commitment and their hard work through the formation of the
party, the campaigns and the Presidential elections. Let me equally
extend my appreciation to the MEDIA, Civil Society and the
Security agencies for their selfless service.

The International press and our friends abroad deserve special
commendation for their support throughout the process. We
promise a robust and dynamic engagement with your countries in
matters of mutual interest to nations.

In the interim, I call on all Nigerians to be law abiding and
peaceful. The eyes of the world were focused on us to see if we
could vote in a peaceful way and carry out a representative
election in an orderly manner. You have proven to the world that
we are a people who have embraced democracy and a people who
seek a of government by, for and of the people.

We have put one party state behind us. You have voted for a party
and president that will serve and govern but never rule over you.
Change has come. A new day and a new Nigeria are upon us. The
victory is yours and the glory is that of our nation – Nigeria.

I will make a more formal address to the nation tomorrow (today)
after receiving the certificate of return from INEC.

May God Bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

General Muhammadu Buhari, GCFR,

President Elect, Federal Republic of Nigeria

NEW MUSIC ALERT!! Olamide x Ola Dips x Rick Ross x Lady Gaga ~ Sai Buhari [Prod. By yeezy]

Can you imagine what it is like for top names in the industry to finally release a long done song that was done in anticipation of Buhari's victory? ..... Download and Enjoy

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Edo Declares Today (Wednesday) Public Holiday to Celebrate Buhari’s Victory

Hmmm this people like flexing sha, lol

Edo State Government has declared a work-free day in the state on Wednesday to celebrate the historic victory of General Muhammadu Buhari, the candidate of the All Progressives Congress.

Governor Adams Aliyu Oshiomhole in a statement by the Chief Press Secretary, Peter Okhira  invited people of the state to a victory party which will hold at the Oba Ovoranmwen Square, Benin City starting from 3:00pm. Top artistes, including Davido, Patoranking, Osayomore Joseph, Young Bolivia, among others, will perform at the party.

Most Touching Photo Ever!! Featuring 4year-Old Girl (see)

This is the heartbreaking moment a four-year-old Syrian girl 'surrendered' when a photographer pointed his camera at her... and she assumed it was a gun. Photo was taken at the Atmen refugee camp on Syria's border with Turkey last December and shows the young girl frozen in fear with her arms raised and her lips tightly pursed.

The child has been identified as Adi Hudea, according to DailyMail. Her father died in the 2012
Hama massacre and she has been living with her traumatised mother and three siblings at Camp Atmen ever since.

The pic went viral earlier this week after it was shared on social media.

Saraki, Dangote, Femi Otedola, Tambuwal, Wale Tinubu, Others Visit And Congratulate GMB!

Aliko Dangote, Femi Otedola, APC national women leader, Barrister Sharon Ikeazor, Gov Almakura, Bukola Saraki, Wale Tinubu, others, showed up at Buhari's campaign office to congratulate him on his win.

‘I Have Kept My Word…': Jonathan Thanks Nigerians In Emotional Press Release

Read below President Goodluck Jonathan's official statement over the presidential elections result:

Fellow Nigerians, 
I thank you all for turning out en-masse for the March 28 General Elections. I promised the country free and fair elections. I have kept my word. I have also expanded the space for Nigerians to participate in the democratic process. That is one legacy I will like to see endure. 
Although some people have expressed mixed feelings about the results announced by the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), I urge those who may feel aggrieved to follow due process based on our constitution and our electoral laws, in
seeking redress.

As I have always affirmed, nobody's ambition is worth the blood of any Nigerian. The unity, stability and progress of our dear country is more important than anything else.

I congratulate all Nigerians for successfully going through the process of the March 28th General Elections with the commendable enthusiasm and commitment that was demonstrated nationwide.

I also commend the Security Services for their role in ensuring that the elections were mostly peaceful and violence-free.

To my colleagues in the PDP, I thank you for your support. Today, the PDP should be celebrating rather than mourning. We have established a legacy of democratic freedom, transparency, economic growth and free and fair elections.

For the past 16 years, we have steered the country away from ethnic and regional politics. We created a Pan-Nigerian political party and brought home to our people the realities of economic development and social transformation.

Through patriotism and diligence, we have built the biggest and most patriotic party in Nigerian history. We must stand together as a party and look to the future with renewed optimism.

I thank all Nigerians once again for the great opportunity I was given to lead this country and assure you that I will continue to do my best at the helm of national affairs until the end of my tenure.

I have conveyed my personal best wishes to General Muhammadu Buhari. May God Almighty continue to bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

I thank you all. 
Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, GCFR
Federal Republic of Nigeria
March 31, 2015

Music Premiere : Saint x Eezychris - Maria (prod by dicey)

The wait is over  Talented acts Saint and Eezychris puts head together to make a banger titled MARIA which was produced by Dicey. ...