Saturday, June 6, 2015

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Why MTN Refused To Renew My Contract - Timaya opens up

The king of dance hall Music In Nigeria , Timaya, has revealed the reason behind his decision not to renew his endorsement deal with telecommunications giants, MTN.


MTN had released a list of its ambassador that renewed their deals last week and Timaya wasn't listed among the array of celebrities, sparkling rumuors on why he was left out.

However, the self-acclaimed Egberipapa 1 of Bayelsa revealed the main reason why he pulled out of the deal in a recent interview with Punch's Saturday Beats.

Timaya claims he didn't have any issues with MTN, but wanted a better deal.

"I have always wanted to become an ambassador to a telecommunications company and I was approached by both Globacom and MTN. I chose MTN. I am a businessman and I feel I should have a better deal this year. If the deal is not good enough for me, then it is not right because I worked very hard to get to the stage I am. It could be right for other people but I think I should do better this year.

There are some artistes that are brand ambassadors and they do not have any hit song. They are just there based on pity. Every year, I release a hit song and I feel if we are to renew a contract, we have to revisit the terms and conditions.

Not that we would do the same thing as the last time or do it out of pity. Being a brand ambassador makes you limited in some certain areas and I expect to be paid for such limitations. I want more. They are good people and we did not have any misunderstanding. It was purely a business decision," Timaya said.

Yet Again!! Serena Williams Wins French Open for Her 20th Grand Slam Title

She is really the greatest of her time,


Serena Williams won her 20th Grand Slam tournament with a 6-2, 6-7 (2), 6-2 victory over Lucie Safarova in the French Open  final on Saturday.


 The 20 titles include three French Opens, six Australian Opens, five Wimbledons and six United States Opens. She now ranks alone in third all-time behind Margaret Court with 24 and Steffi Graf with 22. Williams improved her record against the veteran Safarova to 9-0. Top seeded Williams, 33, won despite a shaky tournament overall. She lost the first set four times leading to the final, and suffered from the flu during her semifinal victory over Timea Bacsinszky. The 13th seeded Safarova, 28, was playing in her first Grand Slam final. She is a late bloomer, having made her first Slam semifinal only last year. She has never won a major tournament on tour. But Safarova swept through a rough draw at this tournament without the loss of a set, until the final.

My Life Changed When My 14 yr Old Daughter Spoke to me About Blow Job: Mercy Aigbe

This is really amazing, kids in this generation are too exposed to what we called immoral acts years back,

Mercy Aigbe who is on the latest cover of motherhood magazine with her kids, has said she started talking to her 14-year old daughter more seriously when she returned from school one day to tell her someone got expelled for giving a boy a Mouth Action. When she asked if she actually knows the meaning, her daughter laughed and said, you don't expect me not to!

"There was a day she came back from school and was like 'Mummy somebody got expelled in my class for giving someone Mouth Gig' and I just exclaimed 'Blow what? You know what that is?' She just laughed and said 'Mummy, you don't expect me not to know that.' You know, that opened another room to educate her. As often as possible I have to talk to her about boys. Teens need sex education. She is growing up so fast, so I need to tell her all she needs and wants to know so she doesn't get it all mixed up," she explained.

#Throwback Photo Of Saddam Hussien Flirting With A Girl Using A pistol

They have Hitler we have Saddam,


Saddam Hussein was president of Iraq for more than two decades. The Iraqi dictator's rule was marked by invasions, economic sanctions and death.

AGE MATES ARE NOT GRACE MATES | Bola Ahmed Tinubu And Rasheed Adewolu Case Study

Bola Ahmed Tinubu and Rasheed Adewolu Ladoja became and served as senators in Nigeria at the same time. Fast forward two decades, Tinubu has become the political backbone of the country, a force to reckon with and a king maker of sort.

He has produced leaders like Osinbajo, Fashola, Aregbesola, Ajimobi, Fayemi, Amosun, Ambode and a host of others. Whereas Ladoja is still contesting to become the Governor of Oyo State.

Simple, we may be AGE MATES, we may be COURSE MATES we may be CLASSMATES but we can never be a GRACE MATE......!!!

May Grace distinguish you. Grace will single you out for honour. When others are still struggling you will soar on high.


Good afternoon and have a great day ahead my people!!

Na Wa O!! Ladies Can You Rock This Netty Dress (pic)

Nothing were we no go see again o

Meek Mill announces that he will soon have his own app called "Bike Life."

Well first of all I think he and nicki are still together cause she promoted his two most recent singles 'Energy' n. On her instagram

It's no secret that Meek Mill loves dirt biking-- he's been seen on bikes in his and Rick Ross' "I'ma Boss" video, and more recently, Nicki Minaj's "The Night Is Still Young" clip-- and now he'll fulfill what is probably a lifelong dream and get his own biking video game. Announced via his Instagram, the game is called "Bike Life" and will be available to purchase on the Apple app store and Android's Google Play store.

Right now, we don't know too much else about the forthcoming app, other than the fact that it has an X Games tie-in and was made by Dreamchasers and IM3 Gaming Studios.


let us know if you'd buy the game in the comments section. 

Man Sets Self Ablaze after Failed Attempt to Kill Mother in Umuahia (photo)

The house where Precious Madu set himself on fire
A 25-year-old man, Tochukwu Madu, has set himself ablaze after a failed attempt to kill his mother with a cutlass.

The tragedy, which occurred on Wednesday, also led to the razing of their bungalow situated on No. 12 Bonny Street in Umuahia, Abia State.

Part of the building, located at the heart of the state capital, serves as stores for traders, who have converted the street to a mini-market after the relocation of the Umuahia Main Market from a nearby location to Ubani.

According to an eyewitness and a tenant in the building, Mrs. Precious Madu, the culprit, a notorious Indian hemp smoker, attacked the mother around 10:30 pm after locking her up in their two-room
apartment.

Another source said he inflicted several deep cuts in the mother's head and upper arm until she slumped and pretended to be dead before he left her to kill their dog, which was barking inside the compound.

But before he could return to complete his mission on the mother, the woman had managed to escape through the window.

The culprit was said to have made a move to slaughter his elder brother whom he had also locked up in another room, but the brother was smart enough to escape through the ceiling.

The police were quickly alerted by neighbours who noticed the strange development.

When the police arrived the scene and started searching for the suspect, he was said to have disappeared into one of the rooms in their house where he securely locked up himself.

He was said to have poured fuel on himself and set himself on fire that also gulped the entire building.
"As the police were looking for him and could not see him, what we noticed suddenly was that smoke started coming out from one of the rooms. Before it was broken, the whole house was already up in flames. When finally, the door to the room was broken, he was found burning and efforts to save him proved abortive as he died immediately as a result of severe burns," the source said.
Mrs. Madu (tenant), who said she lost all her property to the inferno, appealed to the government and public-spirited individuals to come to her rescue and that of other tenants, adding that nobody could save a pin from the house.

When Southern City News visited the scene of the incident on Thursday, charred cloths and tailoring materials were observed in one of the rooms, which served as a workshop for a tailor. The rooms were also littered with burnt household items and personal belongings while the roof of the house was damaged by fire.

Meanwhile, the mother is currently hospitalised at the intensive care unit of the Federal Medical Centre, Umuahia, where doctors are still battling to save her life, following deep machete cuts inflicted on her by the deranged son.

An officer of the state fire services, Mr. Chukwuemeka Okezie, who helped to put out the fire, told a correspondent that if not for the timely intervention of his men, the fire would have spread to other buildings in the neighborhood.

He called for quick and united action against drug abuse and Indian hemp consumption, especially among youths and observed that drug abuse had been on the increase nationwide.

When contacted, the Police Public Relations Officer, Mr. Ezekiel Onyeke, confirmed the incident, describing it as 'very unfortunate'.

Onyeke said the wounded mother had been responding to treatment and appealed to parents to report any of their children or wards suspected to be consuming any form of hard drug to the law enforcement agents for necessary actions to avoid any form of colossal damage.

Insider JoB? Robbers Cart Away N3m Alausa Secretariat (details)

This just came in ,

Suspected armed robbers have invaded Lagos State Ministry of Justice, Alausa Secretariat, Ikeja, carting away a sum of N3 million kept in the ministry.

Vanguard gathered that the robbers attacked the ministry's Account Department at the early hours of Friday, through the ceiling, where they carted away the fund. Sources said that the fund was brought in at the close of work on Thursday and kept in one of the office. The fund was raised to offset the allowances of about 40 ad-hoc staffs, working as mediation officers for the ministry.

Inspite of the security officers attached to the ministry, none of the robbers was arrested. But the act
was not discovered until about 9:00 am by a staff that raised the alarm to alert others of the act perpetrated earlier in the day.

When their correspondent visited the ministry, the entire doors were shut to avert any interference with the investigations. Sources said that about 20 civil servants attached to the department have been detained by the Alausa Police Station for investigation and security officers.

We Had Denrele And Charlyboy Before Caitlyn Jenner , Denrele Will Soon Pluck His P*nis Too - Etcetera

I like the way Etcetera critically talks about controversial issues ,well


Etcetera dedicated his column this week to Denrele Edun & Charlyboy. And you know how real Etcetera gets when he writes. Read:


And that's how Bruce Jenner unveiled his new identity, leaving his male identity behind with Caitlyn." Trust Nigerians not to be left behind in the gossip and buzz it generated. A female presenter with the not-so-Cool FM station in Lagos, known for her fake German-American-Arabian-Indian-Chinese-French-Yoruba accent was like, "Oh my gosh", so Bruce Jenner is now Caitlyn Jenner? "What the hell is going on?! 
Abegii, Nigerians should stop feigning surprise like they've not seen or heard anything like this before. You all should stop acting like we don't have our own Denrele Edun or Charly Boy. Mscheeeeeewww!!! – 
Is it because Bruce or Caitlyn (whatever she is called now) finally had enough balls to pluck off her penis? Its just a matter of time, Denrele will be woman enough to pluck off
his too and give us something new to talk about aside from his Nkechi-like hairdo. 
I don't think it should even be in our news that Caitlyn Jenner is now a transgender? There are thousands of them in America. They infused the word in our vocabulary and it has become an umbrella term for people whose gender identity differs from the sex they were assigned by God. An American transgender described Caitlyn as the "Change" that America champions. Which is why America is always ahead of the rest of the world. Hahahahaha! Change indeed. 
HELLO!!!! can someone tell that American transgender or transsexual or whatever she is that the slogan for the new government in Nigeria is "CHANGE?" Lol.  


We've had Denrele since and we didn't see him as change… Maybe someone should show her Denrele's pictures so that she'll will be aware that Nigeria is catching up with them? Jesus Christ! Is this what being westernized is all about? Isn't this madness? Ok, maybe Denrele is not a full transgender yet. He is still lingering in the purgatory of transvestites. Isn't that the term for those who enjoy dressing as the opposite sex? Or should we refer to him as a cross-dresser for now until he finally plucks off his balls? 
Does it look like Denrele will eventually pluck off his balls? Yes, eventually he will. It is just a matter of time.


We are already used to his lipsticks, heels and Nkechi hairdo. And of course he's already been a poster girl for Nigerian magazines for as long as i can remember. The same poster girl that Bruce "oh sorry" Caitlyn Jenner has dreamt of becoming since he/she was a child. Shit!!! – How do you write an article about Denrele and Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner if you keep identifying them by the wrong gender pronoun? 


Am i going to be saying "sorry" whenever i make mistakes like, "He looks hot," or "she looks hot."?. The American system has made it impossible to mention Bruce and balls in the same sentence. Like Caitlyn Jenner, are we soon going to start using words like vagina and clitoris for Denrele and Charlie boy too? I pray we never get there. Our society don't deserve such cruelty and madness. Denrele and Charlie boy for society's sake, please keep your balls.. Lol…  
Lawmakers, we need a little help here. Can you guys please give us something to stop Denrele, uncle Charlie boy or any other Nigerian from de-balling themselves now or anytime in the future? Like the 14 years all expense paid vacation in hotel kirikiri for gays, the lawmakers should do something about transgenders now before Denrele goes from Denrele Edun to Folashade Anuoluwapo Edun or Charlie boy to Chinelo Nkemjika Oputa. 

Bruce Jenner is no longer a man proves that America has gone mad. Same as Denrele and uncle Charlie boy proves that we've allowed the west to influence us wrongly. These guys have been the butt of jokes and the source of rumor and speculation for years, as their appearances became more feminine. 

They need our prayers now more than ever. As for Bruce Jenner, He needs Jesus. Without Jesus, he is hopeless—regardless of whether he struggles with gender identity or not. Eternity is a small and rapidly decreasing number of heartbeats away and he will live in hell, as Bruce Jenner, not Caitlyn, for trillions of years (forever) in horrifying, unending torment, with a never-ending panic attack.

The same goes for everyone who is reading this and has been chasing a different identity from that which God has given you. Hell is your future. You will live in terror. This is the truth.

So Sad, See How Cynthia Morgan Badly Influenced Ibadan Girls (photo)

Lmao , la wa o , I no talk

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