Friday, October 7, 2016

Comparative Analysis Between Wives of Today and Those of Yesterday: By Pof. Yusuf Dankofa

Comparative Analysis Between Wives of Today and Those of Yesterday:

By Pof. Yusuf Dankofa

1). *Yesterday's Wives* :
Welcome my husband, hope the office was not stressful., your favorite food is ready, let me lead you to the bathroom first, then you take your dinner, you look so tired, am sure you'll be okay after taking your dinner, welcome my one and only.

*Today's Wives*:
Please don't put unnecessary pressure on me, you can go to the fridge pick up the stew, microwave it and boil the remaining rice, I am your wife and not your cook.

2). *Yesterday's Wives*:
Darling stop thinking about our lack of money. It's going to be temporary. God will see us through and we are going to come out of it stronger. After all, we can still feed ourselves and the children. We need to give the Almighty that glory. I am with you through thick and thin, my husband, the owner of my dowry.

*Today's Wives*: ________________Look I am sick and tired of living in this abject poverty with you. Why did you bring me to your house when you know that you are not ready for marriage? Every day is one complaint or the other. Are you the Complainant General of Nigeria. We don't have cars, our house is Face me and slap you, when your mates are in GRAs. Look if you don't find solutions to your problems, you will come back and not find me in this your rotten house.

3). *Yesterday's Wives*: ____________My husband, we only have 2 children, don't you think we should have more. You know children are gifts and mercies from God. And the more the merrier.

*Today's Wives*: _______________Look am sick and tired of this marriage. You won't allow me to rest by your constant urge to have more children. I am okay with our two children. I can't allow you to spoil my figure 8 by bearing another 4 children. You are so wicked that I feel you want to spoil my psychedelic looks. If you dare force me, I will sue you for rape.

4). *Yesterday's Wives*: ___________My husband, take heart and don't worry. I shall go with you to Zaria. Your being transferred from the glitterati of Abuja to Zaria might be a blessing in disguise. We shall take the advantage of the educational institutions to advance our education. Some disappointments could be a blessing.

*Today's Wives*: ______________Me I can't follow you to Zaria o. God forbid bad thing. From Abuja to Zaria? I can't cope with such a demotion. To start living in a village? You had better look for another wife. I can't live in a city without silver birds, Amigo Supermarket or Dunes

5) *Yesterday's Wives*: __________My husband, I have enough clothes. This N30.000 you are giving me, pls keep it and save for a rainy day.

*Today's Wives*: ________________Why are you so stingy? Do you have super glue in your palms?What an insult. What kind of shopping do you want me to do with N50.000?What can I buy? Is it Swiss lace or Dubai gold. I am disappointed in you. Your mates are giving their wives $5000 to shop, here you are humiliating me with naira. I don't blame you. It is because I refused to marry Chief Antonio that's why you are messing up with me.

*Yesterday's wives ________________ Darling our children will resume next week, I have bought new bags and sandals for them, I have also kept some money for their text books, may God bless u for their tuition fees.

*Today's wives _____________ Your children are resuming next week, I don't want to hear story of no money o, they will change their school bags, sandals, water bottles etc and their textbooks, make sure the money is completed this time o, afterall they bear your surname not mine.

*Uhhhm!! Though we still have some good wives in today's wives.

But Where do you belong? Yesterday or Today 😳😳Good evening lm

So sad! Chris Jeyibo of KOGA entertainment dies in a ghastly car accident

C. E. O of prestigious Entertainment Outfit Koga Studios Chris Jeyibo, aka Chris Koga has died. He died in a car crash around 1am in the early hours of today when his Range Rover SUV ran into a parked trailer along Lagos/Ibadan express way.
Jeyibo was the only casualty at the scene. This was confirmed by the official Twitter account of Lagos State Emergency Management.

IK Ogbonna Reveals He Rejected A N20 Million Offer For His Sperm

Nollywood based actor IK ogbonna revealed in a recent interview how he turned down an offer of 20million Naira even in the face of abject poverty and hustling.

There are times when I was broke to zero Naira, I'd leave my friend's place to visit my sister at the bridge clinic to ask for as little as N2000.
On that faithful day while sitting waiting for my sister, a woman met me with her husband and offered me N20m to donate my sperm, who probably was impotent.
IK revealed that even though he took time to think about the juicy offer, the thought of giving away his offspring made him turn it down

'After thinking about the offer, I told myself that I would be a very great man someday, and no kids of mine will be left out of my sight. That was the highest temptation I have ever experienced in all my life.'.
– he said.

See Another Adorable NYSC POP proposal From Yesterday

This is the third proposal from yesterday's passing out parade of 2015 batch B corps members.

Popular Nigerian transgender Barbie '' Miss Sahhara'' shows off boobs in sassy new photos

She is looking fab but it doesn't change the fact that she is a man dou

Popular transgender beauty queen Miss Sahhara is pictured below with her fellow transgender queen Miss Slovakia during the 2016 Miss Trans Star International pageant that recently held in Spain.

Miss Saharra, former name is Clifford Oche, shared the photos on her Facebook page and gushed:
With my beloved sister and partner in crime Paris (Miss Slovakia)💗💕💋💖💖💖

Fast Question From A TwiitterNg User, Epp Him

Well if you ask me,  it is easy,  there are two ways of getting wealthy God's Grace or Devil's Grace

Any rich person you see is under one of those umbrellas,  one thing is for sure regardless of where you pick,  you still have to pay your dues which is not always easy

Wise Up!! Kim K 'vows to stop flaunting her wealth on social media' after Paris Robbery

Hope some ladies will learn from this,  stop Flaunting your wealth unnecessarily,  you don't know who is Watching and plotting to steal from you,  don't help them do it.

Kim Kardashian has reportedly vowed to stop flaunting her wealth on social media after she was robbed at gunpoint, tied up and dumped in her marble bath tub in Paris.

The 35-year-old reality star was forced to hand over her 20-carat Lorraine Schwartz ring, worth $4.5million (€4 million/£3.5 million), along with her jewellery box containing gems worth $6.7 million (€6 million/£5.24 million) when five masked men stormed her luxury Paris apartment in the early hours of Monday morning.

The ring - gifted to her by husband Kanye West- was last seen sparkling on Kim's finger in a Snapchat post earlier that night.

The star agrees with critics who said she made herself a robbery target, according to TMZ.

She has reportedly decided to take a month off work and change the way she displays her fortune.

'Material things mean nothing. It's not all about the money. It's not worth it,' she reportedly said.
Meanwhile, it has emerged the robbers tricked their way into her Paris home by simply saying: 'It's urgent – we must see Miss Kardashian'.

The bizarre testament from the concierge is the latest spoken evidence to be made available to detectives investigating Monday's £9m heist.

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Olamide is back with a new Street anthem,  these are some of the songs that will be in his Upcoming Album that is set to drop this December, 

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